KURT HUMMEL
[kuhrt humm-elle] ● noun


1. A dubious, seventeen year old unfortunately stuck in Lima, Ohio - which isn't the most fabulous place to be my platform of informing you of myself in my teenage years due to its somewhat limited and most definite closed minded outlook on life.

2. Gay, it wouldn't be such a great impliment to my future biography if I didn't have some grumbles about my home town and their incredible disregard for anything apart from the norm.

3. Somewhat offensive; Full of sharp wit and harsh humor with little filter when it comes to sarcasm and comebacks. Easily described as "bitchy", "snarky" and "emotional at times" with a dash of drama king somewhere in the mix. Do not be alarmed if you are disliked; it is protocol if you're wearing anything which is deemed, under the Kurt Hummel law, as unfashionable or in the worst case scenario: hideous and ready to be burned instantly.

Now, I'm sure you're just dying to know who I am fully, fans, future fans and creeps alike and, no, before you even attempt it - I will not befriend you on other social networking sites unless you are important to me. It's not only creepy to want to befriend someone you don't know on something so personal, but also a little disturbing. Without further ado; My name is Kurt E. Hummel, and before you say anything, yes I do have a twin brother Cameron J. Hummel who is my rock and the most important thing in my life. So if you see someone walking around with his nose in a book or writing obnoxiously, that's him, not me. I'd be lost without him, and while we have our somewhat obvious differences... Well, he's the better half.

I am addicted to coffee, buying scarves, paying homage to the worlds greatest people to have existed and I have to buy every vogue twice - one to read through and one to file away for reference at a later date in case the the first copy just so happens to be damaged, which is normally the case.